Tomb Raider Lara Croft First Game Cosplay

Tomb Raider Lara Croft First Game Cosplay

Those triangle boobs got me going every time.

I just want to lay her down and balance stuff on the peaks of her teats.

If I bring a wooden plank will you do the seesaw with me?

Do you remember the "Happy Tunnel?"

In the first level of the first game, there was an underwater passage through which the player could swim to reach some secret or another. Whether by a quirk of game mechanics or intentional design, it was possible to get Lara semi-stuck in that tunnel, at which point the camera would start to revolve around her. If done exactly right, this glitch could be exploited to freeze Lara in a position with her legs spread and her chest apparently thrust forward. My friends and I spent entirely too much time on that level.

Remember when kids didn't come with standard issue pocket sized devices with such unrestricted access to all the world's pornography they actually develop sexual disorders within years of puberty? Remember the bra section of the sears catalog? Scrambled cinemax? I feel like a dinosaur. We weren't even able to develop sexual preferences, it was just whatever we could get our hands on, like vaguely female polygon models.

"What's your bra-size?" "32-Bit"

This is one of the best cosplays I've ever seen. When I was a kid I used to hack Tomb Raider to see her square boobs. Man I was sad...

This is actually probably the most accurate cosplay I have ever seen.

As I kid I used to put her on the snowmobile, back her up into a wall and rotate the camera just right so that she twerked when you reversed...

Watch out for those pointy bits!

That is creepy and perfect.

GG